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No tractors, no blisters. No Effort. Just vibes & Sweet, Sweet dividends.
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BUY THE HAT FOR $100
This isn’t just a hat. It’s a first of its kind financial instrument disguised as headwear. Secure your little slice of heaven with A $100 staked deposit.
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Get notified with your Wallet
Each hat comes linked to Dept. of Agri’sfinancial network. Connect your wallet.verify ownership, and start harvestingAPY that works harder than you do.
Tap Every Friday
At harvest time, you’ll get a push notification. if you tap your hat within 10 minutes, you’ll collect your share of the weekly payout, split with whoever else tapped in time.
Join the Crowd Liquidity Initiative
Harvested rewards are powered by eco’s crowd liquidity acting as a decentralized solver network for intents across the stablelayer.
fr?
yep, seriously. Dept. of Agri is a yield-bearing financial experiment disguised as streetwear. Each hat is a staking mechanism—you buy it, it generates interest, and you collect payouts every Friday.
how?
Your $100 is staked into an interest-generating pool. That interest is split weekly among holders who tap in during the payout window.
What if...?
You forget? happens. you risk missing that week’s payout, so better Stay sharp. Harvest windows last 10 minutes—get in, tap your hat, secure your yield.
DO i have to sell the hat to cash out?
Nope. Your principal remains staked, and you keep earning. If you ever want to exit, you can resell the hat, but payouts only go to the current owner.
Is this a real government agency?
Absolutely Not. come on, now.
Can I stake multiple hats?
Totally. More hats = more yield. But each hat must be tapped separately during the harvest window.
How many hats are available?
Dept. of Agri operates in limited drops. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. Future editions may vary in APY, design, and staking terms.
Where can I buy?
Official drops happen here, on deptofagri.com. No secondary markets are authorized— so buy wisely.
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